February 2012
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For a skeptic I’m pretty damn gullible.
russiancheeseburgers asked: It's a fake bird c:
“Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your...”
– Lawrence Krauss (via decrepito)
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It's finally happened.
For the first time this school year
I-
I’ve run out of gum.
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oh
was
was that it
that’s what’s at the end of the stairs
o
kay…?
> Watch someone playing the staircase game on Youtube
> Suspense building
> Heavy breathing sounds
> “AVAST VIRUS DATABASE HAS BEEN UPDATED!“
> JESUS FUCKKJLHKFUDHGJ
This stair game
How am I supposed to be scared when I’m so focused on working the damn mouse BECAUSE IT’S A PAIN IN THE ASS TO TURN BUT THE GAME REQUIRES TURNING CONSTANTLY.
Going into massive debt to go to school
School feeds you Kraft mac ‘n cheese.
DUDE
WHO WANTS TO SEE ME LIVESTREAM THE STAIR GAME TOMORROW MAYBE IDK WE’LL SEE?
dieoh replied to your post: What’s the stair game called and where can you get it? oAo
It’s legit scary, Mariahchu. I was scared, and I am unflinchable. DUN PLAY IT.
I’m making my roommate play it with me later.
So we can distribute the scariness between us.
hollyjollypony asked: What's the stair game called and where can you get it? oAo
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Watchjoshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
*dramatization
Downloaded that scary stair game
> Start game
> Hear a bang
> I’M DONE.
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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fattiesinlove:
anabundanceofcolor:
Positively Indecent: fattiesinlove: everybodyska: fattiesinlove: gorequeen: fuck this this….
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everybodyska:
fattiesinlove:
gorequeen:
fuck this this. who ever wrote this is going to hell
lol that’s what her dad told her when she came out
It still kills me how people don’t bother to go to your tumblr that’s like the most hilarious...
WHEN THE AUTHOR OF THE ARTICLE YOU ARE READING...
WHAT
ARE
YOU
GETTING
AT
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fattiesinlove:
themightynarwhal:
fattiesinlove:
gorequeen:
fuck this this. who ever wrote this is going to hell
lol that’s what her dad told her when she came out
obviously you guys didn’t pray hard enough.
it’s super hard to pray with your face in another chick’s crotch :(
jesus will detach that pussy from your face