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(Source: shitshilarious, via thefreakingradish)
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
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Art is hard.
(via darkknightofdisco)
lol, this is why mini-fridges were invented.
Our fridge has nothing ediblleeeiorhufjkfhgkifjn *makes the most of her pretzels*
Through chaos as it swirls
It’s us against the world
lol ew mariah made a thing
I waited
for 5 hours
for my mom to come home
with food
and
she brought me home
a small half-eaten bag of pretzels.
it’s past 11 and my mom isn’t home with our dinner yet.
Mom stop this foolish work thing you are doing and bring us McDonalds.
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