wtffanfiction:

Fandom: BBC Sherlock

“When he heard the ripping of material he looked down to see that Sherlock’s cock had grown so large that it had ripped right through his pants.”

androphilia:

Pleasemachine Ah! Pastel Pixel Women’s Oxford Shoes

my-wholockian-life:

Jude Law in Wilde (1997)

crowleyseyebrows:

german phrases for spring!! uwu

the flowers are blooming so beautifully | die blumen blühen so lieblich 

do you hear the birds chirp | ich werde die wände mit deinem blut bemalen

your hair looks lovely today | deine innereien satan aufzuopfern wird mir ein vergnügen sein

let the sun shine | alle macht dem morgenstern

cosfluff101:

Tutorial-Putting in Horse Hair Braid/CLAMP Ruffles by ~AnimeAngelCosplay

I dunno about you fluffy people, but this big lady will be using this somehow. I love this tutorial!

rotweik:

english speaking people trying to pronounce “goethe” is as funny for germans as english speaking people trying to pronounce “van gogh” is for dutch people

lascocks:

perfectbenny:

canuta-black:

Yes, this is the The Simpsons version of Snape, voiced  by Benedict Cumberbatch, guest starring in Love, indubitably, a parody of Love Actually.

You can die in peace now.

Dead. I am dead. This is being typed from beyond the grave.

thats fuckin hysterical

ilovemyjawn:

nice going Martin YOU’VE MADE EVERYTHING AWKWARD COS A GEESE SHAT OUT THE GODDAMN RING SHE WAS USING TO FLIRT WITH YOU REALLY THOUGH HER SHOULDER REALLY NOT EVEN HER HIP FUCK YOU YOU’VE RUINED THIS DATE YOU’RE A FUCKING FAILU

wait no they’re perf together oh thank god