Fandom: BBC Sherlock
“When he heard the ripping of material he looked down to see that Sherlock’s cock had grown so large that it had ripped right through his pants.”
Jude Law in Wilde (1997)
german phrases for spring!! uwu
the flowers are blooming so beautifully | die blumen blühen so lieblich
do you hear the birds chirp | ich werde die wände mit deinem blut bemalen
your hair looks lovely today | deine innereien satan aufzuopfern wird mir ein vergnügen sein
let the sun shine | alle macht dem morgenstern
I dunno about you fluffy people, but this big lady will be using this somehow. I love this tutorial!
english speaking people trying to pronounce “goethe” is as funny for germans as english speaking people trying to pronounce “van gogh” is for dutch people
Yes, this is the The Simpsons version of Snape, voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, guest starring in Love, indubitably, a parody of Love Actually.
Dead. I am dead. This is being typed from beyond the grave.
thats fuckin hysterical
nice going Martin YOU’VE MADE EVERYTHING AWKWARD COS A GEESE SHAT OUT THE GODDAMN RING SHE WAS USING TO FLIRT WITH YOU REALLY THOUGH HER SHOULDER REALLY NOT EVEN HER HIP FUCK YOU YOU’VE RUINED THIS DATE YOU’RE A FUCKING FAILU
wait no they’re perf together oh thank god